Friday, February 4, 2011

Shittin' Western Style [original song]

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I shat in California;
took a dump in Arizona.
I had a crap in Idaho
and in New Mexico.

The shit a took in a motel
in Helena, Montana,
was long and fibrous quite unlike
the puddle in Nevada.

A mighty stool slipped out of me
in Monticello, Utah.
It gave me visions now i say
the Beehive State is Pootah.

I shat in California;
took a dump in Arizona.
I had a crap in Idaho
and in New Mexico.

I had a rainy anus in
Seattle, Washington;
an oddly shaped spaghetti poop
in Portland, Oregon.

The biggest turd I ever passed
was in El Paso, Texas.
It must have been at least a yard
and really left me breathless.

I shat in California;
took a dump in Arizona.
I had a crap in Idaho
and in New Mexico.

While in Wyoming on the pot
I thought about Dick Cheney.
I imagined pooing in his mouth.
Come on now, can you blame me?

So these are all the western states
where I have dropped my scat.Oh,
I'll mention I drove through but didn't
shit in Colorado.

I shat in California;
took a dump in Arizona.
I had a crap in Idaho
and in New Mexico. (repeat and fade out)

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