Shittin' Western Style [original song]

I shat in California;

took a dump in Arizona.

I had a crap in Idaho

and in New Mexico.

The shit a took in a motel

in Helena, Montana,

was long and fibrous quite unlike

the puddle in Nevada.

A mighty stool slipped out of me

in Monticello, Utah.

It gave me visions now i say

the Beehive State is Pootah.

I shat in California;

took a dump in Arizona.

I had a crap in Idaho

and in New Mexico.

I had a rainy anus in

Seattle, Washington;

an oddly shaped spaghetti poop

in Portland, Oregon.

The biggest turd I ever passed

was in El Paso, Texas.

It must have been at least a yard

and really left me breathless.

I shat in California;

took a dump in Arizona.

I had a crap in Idaho

and in New Mexico.

While in Wyoming on the pot

I thought about Dick Cheney.

I imagined pooing in his mouth.

Come on now, can you blame me?

So these are all the western states

where I have dropped my scat.Oh,

I'll mention I drove through but didn't

shit in Colorado.

I shat in California;

took a dump in Arizona.

I had a crap in Idaho

and in New Mexico. (repeat and fade out)