Saturday, July 28, 2012

Beware The Best Man

Beware the Best Man, for he is the Whiskey's pawn. Alone among the wedding guests, he gets drunk for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will puke on his brother just to get a good laugh. Let him not drink in great quantities, for he will make a shambles of his wedding and yours. Shun him; drive him back to his one room apartment, for he is the harbinger of death.


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