A Legal Matter

Moron: I was at Wal-Mart yesterday and broke some wind. Can the store legally make me pay for it?

Expert: It all depends on how much damage was done.

Moron: Well, the store was left unscathed, but my pants were split down the middle.

Expert: The pants you're wearing now?

Moron: Yes.

Expert: Get the hell out of my office!

The End