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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Walking On Water







The high surface tension of water, resulting from the collective strength of its hydrogen bonds, allows the water strider to walk on the surface of a pond.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Oh...Reeeally?

Q: What do you call a device which transmits and receives digital data that hangs below the penis?

A: A scrotum modem.

The Atomic Turtle

Q: What kind of carapace did the atomic turtle have?

A: A valence shell.

Palindrome

i went racing my bike at the palindrome and the start line was the same as the finish.