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Thursday, March 8, 2007

Dreaming Near The Speed of Light

I have become convinced that I dream relativisticly, specificly at 99.5% of the speed of light or 298,500 km/s. Using the Lorentz formula for time dilation where the time (T) of the observer of my phenomenon (my dream) equals my dream time (T1) divided by the square root of 1-(v/c)^2, where v/c is the percentage of the speed of light, in this case .995, I find that last night only .5 hour had elapsed on the clock in my dream yet when I awoke, fully 5 hours had passed.

Tonight I will test the Lorentz formula for length contraction as I plan to dream about Ernest Borgnine. (I have no idea what I mean by that).

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Water vapour Hydrogen Ammonia Methane

Q: Where does Stanley Miller pee?

A: In a Ureynal.

Friday, March 2, 2007

The Kitten's Favorite Unstable Particle

Q: What is the kitten's favorite unstable particle?

A: A muon (mew-on)

Water Drop Molecule Gas Mask