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Thursday, March 15, 2007

The Hummer Constant

I have devised a simple yet effective formula for determining the ethical character and reasoning abililty of people who drive.

The size, power and loudness of a vehicle and the amount of pollution it emits is in direct inverse proportion to the intellectual capacity of the driver.

The greater the amount of one
the less the amount of the other.

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