The Courtcase of Eddie's Father

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people let me tell you 'bout a barroom brawl
it's a warm hearted cuddly fight
a great big bundle of spite

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my dad got real drunk but wait that isn't all
he buggered a guy's face up tonight
and you know that isn't right


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and then he drove his car and hit a policeman
and he killed the cop but didn't care
cause he wasn't even aware

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but now he has to go to court you understand
cause drivin' drunk is not really fair
to people everywhere