Man in electric chair: So you already know where Fonzie goes to the bathroom, right?
Executioner: Sure, on Potsie.
Man in electric chair: Correctamundo! But, do you know where Fonzie went to the bathroom during his stay
in Cambodia in the late '70s?
Executioner: Hmm, I'm not sure.
Man in electric chair: On Pol Pot.
Executioner: Ewww, gross!
Man in electric chair: It sure was...for the Fonz!...did you see what I did there?
Executioner: Yea, I saw...now quit stalling.
Man in electric chair: Wait, wait...just one more!
Executioner: Alright, one more.
Man in electric chair: Why did Anson Williams win a race against the leader of the Khmer Rouge?
Executioner: I don't know...why?
Man in electric chair: Because he had the Pol(e) Potsie position.
Executioner: Oh man that's it. I wasn't going to kill you but now I definitely am!
Man in electric chair: Daannggg.
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