Thursday, November 29, 2012

Rolling Ball

if a circle has a diameter of 180 pixels then it's circumference is approximately 565 pixels. if it rotates along a line at 30 degrees for each turn, then it will travel approximately 47 pixels along that line for each 30 degree turn. for you see, 360 degrees divided by 30 degrees equals 12. ergo and ipso fatso, 565 divided 12 equals 47. verstehen? the above animation depicts just such a scenario at 50 milliseconds between frames...now fuck off!

Thursday, November 22, 2012

SF Traffic Light

wait seven seconds for the light to change to green, then cross.

Missoula Spinning Traffic Sign

i saw this spinning traffic sign on a recent trip to missoula and i just had to get a picture of it

Git Yer Fortune Told By Pappy


"I must be lightheaded or something...
because I'm trying, I'm trying...
I can't remember. 
Honest to God I can't.  
It's not there, Mr. Prosecutor."






Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Taptych




thank you to zeuceone for supplying the youtube video this was made from

Look Into My Eyes

look directly between the "eyes" for 20 seconds, blinking as little as humanly possible. then expose your breasts.