Saturday, July 28, 2012

Beware The Best Man


Beware the Best Man, for he is the Whiskey's pawn. Alone among the wedding guests, he gets drunk for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will puke on his brother just to get a good laugh. Let him not drink in great quantities, for he will make a shambles of his wedding and yours. Shun him; drive him back to his one room apartment, for he is the harbinger of death.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Fuck Tim Hortons!

i am so sick and tired of seeing tim hortons garbage wherever i go. with all the disposable crap they give away, it's quite obvious that tim hortons doesn't give a shit about the environment. fuck you tim hortons! fuck you very much! and fuck you to all the thoughtless cunts who buy their crap and toss the litter on the ground.


here's a little poem i wrote in honor of tim hortons. learn it, know it, live it. it goes like this:

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until they reduce
the amount of garbage they produce!

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Panaeolus campanulatus







active or inactive? from what i've read, even if this tiny tit top campanulatus i spotted while walking in the woods yesterday did contain psilocybin, the amount would be so extremely negligible, the effect would probably be less mind altering than having one of those liquor filled chocolates at christmas time that has been surgically drained of its booze.

ah, but if you look to your right...

Friday, July 6, 2012

Piptoporus betulinus


Thursday, July 5, 2012

Inside the Higgs Boson


Floating Bryophytes


Ranchos Wall Display - San Diego (Radially Symmetrical Version)


Haight Street Doorway


Tubac Stairs


Monday, July 2, 2012

Actinomorphic Cranberries


Goldenrod Crab Spider on a Wild Rose


Wild Geranium